Cower in your homes, everyone - IT’S THE SNOWPOCALYPSE!

Vicious white stuff will attack from the sky. Invisible freezing pneumatic forces will sweep across the land, infiltrating your homes through drafty windows and driving the white stuff into tall barriers that will prevent any and all vehicular conveyance!

Keep your children indoors, stockpile supplies, stay tuned to this channel for further updates! There is no escaping THE SNOWPOCALYPSE. Only the well-prepared will survive.