So yeah, it’s one of those months. I need a clone. Or two. Or five.So yeah, it’s one of those months. I need a clone. Or two. Or five.

Think of it this way:

“Chris gets work done, Orphan Black-style”

Family

Orphan Black has Sarah - mother, sister, daughter, driven by love for family.

I have Dad Chris.

The Pretty Face

Orphan Black has Allison - perky suburban housewife who runs her own business and is dabbling in politics.

A woman with light skin, brown hair with bangs, and subtle makeup is wearing a light pink top and a gold necklace against a plain gray background.

I have soon-to-be-a-manager-at-work Chris.

A bald man with glasses and a goatee is wearing a blue shirt and a patterned tie while looking directly at the camera.

The Technical Expert

Orphan Black has Cosima - cute hippy scientist who gets crap figured out.

A young woman with glasses and dreadlocks is posing confidently with one hand on her hip, wearing a fitted black dress against a plain gray background.

I have engineer-who-makes-sure-our-products-don’t-crash-airplanes Chris.

A man with a bald head and a slight beard wearing a blue checkered shirt and a lanyard is looking directly at the camera in an office setting.

The Meanie

Orphan Black has Rachel - brutal corporate executive.

A woman with a straight, light brown bob haircut is looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression, wearing a white top with black lace details.

I have doesn’t-put-up-with-any-crap-from-program-managers Chris.

A bald man with a goatee wearing a light blue polo shirt is looking directly at the camera with a serious expression in an office setting.

The Scary One

Orphan Black has Helena.

A woman with curly blonde hair is shown with red makeup around her eyes and a serious expression against a plain background.

I have after-a-long-day-of-juggling-all-this Chris.

A man wearing a headset and a light blue polo shirt is looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression, sitting in an office environment.

I think it would work out rather nicely.

[Yeah, we binged on Orphan Black this summer at our house. Love it!]