Coding “Resign” Patterns

Jeff Eaton linked this on twitter:

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And it’s a great bit of very nerdy coding humor. An excerpt:

2 Destructural Patterns

Below is a list of seven destructural patterns.

2.1 Adopter

The Adopter Pattern provides a home for orphaned functions. The result is a large family of functions that don’t look anything alike, whose only relation to one another is through the Adopter.

2.2 Brig

The Brig Pattern is a container class for bad software. Also known as module.

2.3 Compromise

The Compromise Pattern is used to balance the forces of schedule vs. quality. The result is software of inferior quality that is still late.


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